If You're A Viper
Stuff Smith

G               Em     Am7       D7
Dreamed about a reefer five feet long 
G          Em        Am7     D7
The Mighty Miff, but not too strong 
G         G7       C       Cm
You'll be high but not for long 
G  D           G      D7
If you're a viper 
 
G        Em      Am7  D7
I am the king of everything 
G              Em   Am7          D7
I've got to be high before I can swing 
G             G7    C         Cm
Let the bells ring, ding-dong-ding
G  D           G
If you're a viper 
 
G7
Oh, you know you're high when your throat gets dry
C
And everything is dandy 
A7
Truck on down to the candy store 
D7
Bust your conk on peppermint candy 
 
G        Em        Am7    D7
Then you know your body's spent 
G         Em          Am7       D7
You don’t care if you don’t pay rent 
G          G7       C     Cm
The sky is high and so am I
G  D           G      D7
If you're a viper

BREAK TWO VERSES

G7
Oh, you know you're high when your throat gets dry
C
And everything is dandy 
A7
Truck on down to the candy store 
D7
Bust your conk on peppermint candy 
 
G        Em        Am7    D7
Then you know your body's spent 
G         Em          Am7       D7
You don’t care if you don’t pay rent 
G          G7       C     Cm
The sky is high and so am I
G  D        G      D7
If you're a viper